Taking the Torch

by spike.com   November 11, 2010 at 7:00AM  |  Views: 172

Alex Shelley

Eating disorders.

I'm pretty sure I have an eating disorder, but not entirely sure. Here's how it works: I diet pretty hard. Harder than most, I'd say. I'll literally have two meals that have no complex carbs in them. MAYBE beans, maybe fruit, but those are rare. Lots of green vegetables, lots of lean meats, lots of lean lipids. Lots of protein powder and water. I know that's not food, but whatever. Anyway, when I do take a bite out of something out of the ordinary, it's like a shark to blood. I mean, it could be anything. It could be fresh baked cookies, or it could be a dinner roll.

The real problem lies in the fact that once this happens, once my brain understands that I have access to foods I would never normally eat, it's on. However, due to doing way too much cardio and not eating carbs at all for such extended periods of time, I don't fill up. On the contrary. The other day, here's what I ate. Mind you, this was in a 14-hour period.

-loaf of dinner bread
-two chicken breasts covered in cheese and bacon
-a wedge salad
-a Reese's big cup
-a Coco Puffs king size cereal bar
- half a quart of ice cream
- 6 bowls of cereal
- a handful of almonds
- a row and a half of Oreo's
- a Chex cereal bar
- a quarter of a bag of Salt 'n Vinegar Chips
- a cup of yogurt
- a small fruit bowl
- a bagel
- 10 homemade oatmeal cookies
- 3 Hot Pockets Slapshot Cheeseburger rolls
- A pack of Pop Tarts
- some licorice
- some BBQ chips
- a Hot Pocket
- Jello Pudding Cup

I got sick of typing half way through that list.

 


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