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The Top 10 Fake Lesbians a.k.a. Fauxmosexuals

by ncoles   October 20, 2008 at 3:01AM  |  Views: 10,384

5. Megan Fox

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Her Sapphic Tale:  Megan Fox recently told GQ magazine that she was madly in love with a Russian stripper named Nikita when she first moved to Los Angeles. Megan and her Russian pal would listen to Aerosmith ballads and slow dance together. Megan says she tried to talk Nikita out of stripping by showering her with gifts. She also told GQ "Look, I'm not a lesbian. I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

Why she’s faked it: Megan had a movie coming out called How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, that lacked buzz and needed some attention, which is what it got. Honestly, her story sounds cliché and totally fabricated.

Will she ever go back to loving ladies?
Megan will probably pull out another sapphic story when she’s promoting some crappy film. Next time, she should hire better writers.

4. t.A.T.u

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Her Sapphic Tale: t.A.T.u’s name is derived from the Russian phrase "Ta lyubit Tu" which means “She loves her” and the girls totally lived up to their name. In their music video for  All the Things She Said the the girls, Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova are dressed in school uniforms and constantly make-out with each other in the rain. It was totally hot.

Why they faked it: In 2003 the girls came clean and revealed in the documentary Anatomy of t.A.T.u that they weren’t lesbians and it was just part of the groups image created by their record label. 

Will she ever go back to loving ladies?
Here’s hoping!! These girls were popular for one single reason and it wasn’t their music.

3.Katy Perry

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Her Sapphic Tale: Katy Perry apparently kissed a girl, liked it and wrote a song about it that became a huge hit. It wasn’t planned. It was not her intention. She was drinking and curious. She felt it was wrong but she also felt it was right. She wants to be clear - it does not mean she’s in love.

Why she’s faked it: Katy Perry, born Katheryn Hudson to two pastors, grew up listening to gospel music and had to sex up her image after she was dropped numerous times by record companies early in her career.

Will she ever go back to loving ladies? It’s hard to go back, when you were never really there. Katy should put her money where her mouth is and actually start kissing lots of girls.

2. Tila Tequila

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Her Sapphic Tale:  Tila Tequila may be the most popular person on Myspace, but she really hit the big time when her reality shows A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila debut on MTV. In the show 16 guys and 16 girls vie for Tila’s love, with the twist being that none of the contestant were aware of Tila’s bisexuality. Since then Tila has been making out with girls like crazy.

Why she’s faked it
: Without the lesbian component, Tila’s show would have just been another boring, bland and banal dating reality show. It was still all that, but it had girl-on-girl action!

Will she ever go back to loving lads? If she appears in Shot at Love 3, then it’s a no. If she doesn’t return to the series as the bachelorette, then probably.

1. Lindsay Lohan

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Her Sapphic Tale: Is Lindsay Lohan’s dating English lady DJ Samantha Ronson? It certainly seems that way and the tabloids can’t get enough of it. The girls have been photographed seen holding hands, frolicking on the beach in Mexico and making-out. Lohan seemed to confirm the relationship on the nationally syndicated radio program Loveline back in September. DJ Stryker asked Lindsay "You and Samantha, have been going out for how long now?...Like two years, one year, five months, two months?" to which Lohan laughed, and replied "For a very long time." Stryker then went on to say "Well, I hope you guys stay together. You are a very lovely looking couple." to which Lohan replied "Thank you very much."

Why she’s faked it: Lindsay was spiraling out of control before Samantha. Since they’ve hooked up Lindsay has cleaned up her act and gotten back to work – so it’s possible that this is real. On the other hand, Samantha looks like a dude – so confusion is to be expected.


Will she ever go back to loving lads? Lindsay will eventually return to the male species, but the question is – How long will it take? With speculation rising that she’ll marry Ronson, it could be a long wait fellas.

 

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