An Ohio woman has telephoned police to report a crime – that her daughter was better at giving fellatio.
A woman in Findlay, Ohio contacted police over the weekend to report a domestic dispute of strange proportions. According to The Courier, the town’s local newspaper, “A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman’s daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.” Yikes, this could only happen in a small town…in Ohio.
It’s safe to assume that at some point the woman had feelings of immense pride, knowing that she’d "done good" and provided her offspring with a skill set that would get her far in life (and presumably out of Findlay). Then I assume the jealously set in—no woman likes to know that they suck at… well, sucking.
It is unknown if a crime was committed or if charges were laid. All that’s known is that one man in Ohio likes it when you call him big poppa.
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