The Top 10 Toughest Half Pint Heroes
Some of the cinema's toughest, bravest, and most badass boys and babes managed to stand just as tall as the big boys, even though most of them wouldn't be big enough to go on the bigger rides at a county fair. These are the short people who kicked lots of ass, even if they had to do it from the top rung of a stepladder.
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10. Marty from the Pirates of the Caribbean Movies
It's not easy to be a pirate. You spend 364 days of the year at sea with a group of sweaty, unclean guys who consider dental hygiene a "luxury." Your meals consist of whatever you can pull out of the sea and your marinades consist of grog and poop deck squeezings. And to top it all off, your job description requires you to lay down your life in the heat of battle for the good of your crew, your officers, and your ship...and you don't even get a 401(k).
Imagine how hard of a life it must be if you're at crotch level. It doesn't seem to be that big (no pun intended, I'm funnier than that) of a problem for Marty, the shortest member of Jack Sparrow's crew. He's always at the front of every battle and staring down his enemies right in the eye, even though he often suffers from arthritis of the spine from having to spend so much time looking up at them, but enduring that searing neck pain only makes him twice as tough.
9. Marcus from Bad Santa
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Toughness doesn't just come from bulging pecs and double body weight bench presses. Toughness can't just be measured by one's ability to absorb the recoil of a .700 caliber Nitro Express rifle cartridge or the blow of a two-by-four to the face.
Some of the hardest pressures any man can endure start from within whether it's finding the strength to endure an annoying person or having the cojones to stand up to them when they finally cross the line of no tolerance. Marcus, Willie's long suffering partner-in-crime, had to put up with all sorts of drunkenness and botched jobs and did everything he could to keep him in line. He also has the gumption to stand up to people who think they can step on him, even if they can literally step on him.
8. The Leprechaun from the Leprechaun Movies
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Out of all of the fantasy characters in the known universe, leprechauns definitely have it the hardest. They not only have to spend every waking minute fearing their impending capture for a few measly trinkets, but they also have to endure some of the most cruel, unfair, and unfunny stereotypes simply because of their size and heritage.
Here's one little green guy who don't just chase you down for your Lucky Charms. He's after you to take out your soul and perhaps a vital organ or two. He's so tough that he's been stabbed and shot multiple times, blown up even more times, and has somehow managed to climb out of the depths of hell for five movies. Chances are he had to climb up on some demon's shoulders in order to do, but that's still pretty tenacious.
7. Thumbelina from Total Recall
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Her part may have been a small one, but she left twice as big of an impact and an image burned into our minds (not mathematically, mind you, but metaphorically).
The famed "midget hooker" from this schlocky '90s action flick doesn't let the big boys push her around. She's a scrappy little whore with access to some hard hardware to boot. She not only stabs some poor schlub in the stomach with a blade that's half her size (literally, insert rimshot here), but she also manages to take out more than a few security squads in a spray of random gunfire. The only thing she's short on is height.
6. Mini-Me from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
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This supervillain might be super small, but his animal tenacity and willingness to fight dirtier than Mike Tyson in a Jell-O wrestling tournament makes him a fierce opponent.
He has a furious temper and tiny fists of fury to express it. He doesn't just repeatedly punch you in the face. He will scissor kick you flat on your back, toss your body around like a floppy full-body stunt doll, and even bite you right in the junk. He's an extremely short version of Andy Dick, only more huggable.