Chances are Someone in Your Office is Looking at Porn Right Now

July 12, 2011 at 8:00PM  |  Views: 626


If you're at work, take a look at your left and then to your right. Oh and be warned, you might want to brace yourself before you look at one of your "busy" coworkers. Chances are one of them is looking at something that would make the boss fire everyone who took a tiny glance at it, and then re-hire them, just so he could fire them all one more time.

A new survey of working Americans (what few are left in this wintry economic climate) found that three percent are using their mobile devices to surf the web for naughty videos. Thankfully, the survey didn't break down their viewing habits according to taste (girl on guy, girl on girl, girl on girl on girl on guy, girl on guy on girl on guy on donkey, etc.).

The survey, conducted by Harris Interactive, discovered the small but noticeable figure as part of a nationwide examination of American workers and their mobile web surfing practices. 64 percent of those surveyed said they looked at videos while on the job that weren't work-related and that (surprise!) men were more likely to admit to jerking around (ahem) on YouTube and other video sites during their normal working hours.

This means, according to Gizmodo, that roughly every one in 30 workers is surfing the web for porn with one hand. (They're using one hand because it's a mobile device, sicko.)

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