The Tiger Woods Marriage Has a Happy and Non-Divorce-Related Ending

February 8, 2010

In an apparent effort to save her family and show little girls around the world that fidelity and respect aren’t important in a marriage, Elin Nordegren has done something that almost everybody assumed she would eventually resort to after a month of adorable "Nobody's going to treat me like this and get away with it" talk.

According to The New York Post, Nordegren and the man who cheated on her with a collection of working girls and reality show rejects that the producers of Cops would call “a really encouraging casting session,” are set to get back together after a three-month "break."

Nordergren reportedly greeted Woods after he left a Mississippi sexual rehabilitation clinic earlier this week (where she stayed at Brett Favre's nearby home in order to visit), and is excited to spend some quality time with him in the coming weeks to repair their relationship.

It’s like a Disney movie, only with more porn stars, slightly less Miley Cyrus cameos, and a happy ending that doesn't feature a love ballad by Seal.

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