What up, my dudes? I can't believe summer is almost over man! Although for me and Bigger Rob its summer all year round bro, Oh!!!! My travel schedule
lately has been extremely hectic. Luckily fans don't approach me 'cause they are scared of Bigger Rob ripping their heads off. But I mean, come on, people need to learn how to travel!!! This week I am going to LIST the top 5 things that annoy me throughout my travels.
5 - Annoying peeps
- The worst thing is to sit down in my first class seat and be about to take a nap when some annoying hamster decides to talk my ear off. Bro. I don't wanna talk to you. Unless you're a hot girl
. And you're not, so shut your stinkin' trap.
4 - Odd smells - Sometimes when you walk on that plane and sit down, it's like... bro. What is that smell? Who sat here before me and did they poop their pants, dog? Ugh.
3 - Food - Airports need to have healthier food. Where are the protein bars at? Sometimes I want a protein shake at 5 am, don't you? My muscles need to grow while I fly, bro, and that ain't happening if all I can get to eat is a stale cranberry muffin or some junk like that.
2 - No gyms - Sometimes I may have a layover for an hour or so. Well, guess what? In an hour me and Robbie T can bang out chest and biceps for the 3rd or 4th time in a week. But not if there's no gym there, bro.
1 - No tanning beds - Similar to number 2. I got a layover? I got time to kill. What better way then to get more tan than I am? Airports make me pale and a tanning salon would be perfect! Without them, I gotta find a way to keep busy. My dudes, me and Bigger Rob just find the bar where the flight attendants party and dance up to 'em. They always know where we can get some privacy, if you're pickin' up what I'm puttin' down. Why do you think they call it a layover, bro?
Until next week....OH...YOU AIN'T ON THE LIST BRO!!!!!!
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