Dennis Rodman Cannot Be Killed

August 2, 2010

The NBA’s most polarizing cross-dresser walked away from a serious car crash over the weekend with little more than a couple scratches, furthering rumors that the plot of Unbreakable was loosely based on Dennis Rodman’s life as a Highlander.

Rodman explained the situation to his mortal followers via Twitter: “I should be dead by now, but I'm still living. They can't get rid of me just yet. Thanks for all the well wishes after my car accident.”

The accident occurred when Rodman’s SUV blew a tire and flipped over three times before crashing on the side of a Florida highway.

No witness reports are available at this time, but it’s entirely possible that Samuel L. Jackson orchestrated the crash as some sort of plot to expose Rodman’s immortality.

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