Midieval Rioters vs Prison Gangsters

September 25, 2010

This Matchup is only to help superpheonix with this cool matchup.

BEGINNING ASSESSMENT: The poor people from the Midieval era comes to a battle with modern day gangs in jail.

RIOTERS:

SHORT RANGE: Club.

MEDIUM RANGE: Scythe.

MEDIUM RANGE 2: Pitchfork.

SPECIAL: Torch.

GANGSTERS:

SHORT RANGE: Knuckle Duster.

MEDIUM RANGE: Shiv Knife.

MEDIUM RANGE 2: Metal Whip.

SPECIAL: Candy Bar.

EDGES:

CLUB vs KNUCKLE DUSTER. EDGE = EVEN!

Both are brutal crushing weapons which will definately make a difference in the fight. If you think about it, they are like modern day Baseball Bats and Brass Knuckles.

SCYTHE vs SHIV. EDGE = SCYTHE.

What made the difference here is that the Scythe is seven to eight FEET long where a Shiv is naturally six to eight INCHES long. Even though the Shiv can be desguised as a cross, it's just to small.

PITCHFORK vs WHIP. EDGE = WHIP.

The Whip is more versatile and fast, and it is unlimited in length, meaning you have your opinion on how long you want it. And of course you would want a longer killing weapon.

TORCH vs CANDY BAR. EDGE = TORCH.

The Candy Bar can kill, but is usually just a distraction because of being melted or burned. The Torch has greater killing power with not heat, but actual fire. It was mostly used for burning down buildings, but humans work too.

BATTLE:

Six Rioters walk up to a modern-day looking building and they burn a torch and are ready to burn the prison down. As it ignites, they see six men run out, two of which on fire. After trying to stop, drop, and roll, the Gangsters fail and die. One of the Gangsters run back up to the burning big house, pulls out a candy bar, and melts it. He runs up to the torcher, and smears it in his eyes. The Rioter screams and dies. Rioters = 5. Gangsters = 4.

The Gangster that smeared the melted candy in the face of his enemy pulls out a shiv desguised as a cross, pretends nothing happens, and calls for piece. One Rioter used his thick skull and bought it, but a second later he had a shiv in his neck. The Gangster runs away but is stopped with a clubbed head. Rioters = 4. Gangster = 3.

The Rioter holding the club meets up with his leader and run to another gangster but the clubber is caught by a whip and the metal tip hits the corauta artery, killing. The leader takes his scythe and slashes at the shoulder of his enemy. The scythe went in deeper and deeper and eventually ripped the Gangster's torso in half. The Rioter pulls out a pitchfork and walks toward his last two enemies. Rioters = 3. Gangster = 2.

The Rioter Leader meets with his last two members and climb past the gates and into the jail's outside area. They walk around for awhile and one leaves the group. He walks past a tree, holding his trusty torch. After passing the tree, a knuckle duster comes on his chest. The torch flies out of the Rioter's hand and burns both of them. Rioters = 2. Gangsters = 1.

The Rioters see the fire blazing and run and climb back over the gates. They see a whip coming at them but duck. The Rioter Leader's last man sticks up his scythe, and the whip ties around it. This gives the Leader time, runs up to his enemy, and stabs him in the heart with his pitchfork. After pulling out the pitchfork, he and his follower raise their weapons in the air, and scream in victory. Rioters = 2. Gangsters = 0.

RIOTERS: 654.

CLUB: 208.

SCYTHE: 221.

PITCHFORK: 220.

TORCH: 5.

GANGSTERS: 346.

KNUCKLE DUSTER: 98.

SHIV: 155.

WHIP: 91.

CANDY BAR: 2.

ENDING ASSESSMENT: The limited technology of both of these fighters kept it even, but the Rioters skyrocketed due to having longer range and deadlier weapons like the Club, Scythe, and Pitchfork.

BEST PERFORMING WEAPON: The meat cleaving Scythe had an unbelievable 221 kills.

LEAST PERFORMING WEAPON: The burning hot distracting Candy was only able to kill twice.

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