Good morrow, sir! It’s a fine afternoon for pogo-ing, wouldn’t you say? Oh, verily, this wonderful contraption bears the marque Flybar 2025. Oh I agree, it’s a bit ostentatious, but one does have to treat one’s self on occasion. I could only give so much to the clinic for new leaches before I realized it’s okay to spend a sixpence or two $200 on Reverend Danger.
Warning: The Flybar 2025 should not be operated by scoundrels, ne'er-do-wells, or gadabouts. Always wear your monocle.