Tila Tequila Proves She's Not Crazy By Making Naked Video Rant

November 19, 2009

24 hours after launching a lawsuit against an NFL player, Tila Tequila has released a video of her Mensa-esque thoughts on her situation, life, criminal charges, and various other topics that the U.N. is sure to discuss at their next summit.

The video has since been taken down, though it may reappear as evidence in a future that could be filled with court appearances and reality show "Where are they now?" specials.

You know things are bad when your lawyer is publicly promising to get you help, which is exactly what happened in Ms. Tequila's case. Cyrus Nownejad, Ms. Tequila's attorney, has stated that his client's alleged domestic abuse at the hands of San Diego Chargers linebacker (and former boyfriend) Shawne Merriman has "pushed her over the edge."

So just what did Ms. Tequila have to say about her situation? Well, for starters, she rather eloquently defended herself:

People call me an attention whore ... or whatever ... but excuse me, I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself ... I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing ... that's why I'm a lesbian ... I was born naked ... anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.

Gayness and/or denial notwithstanding, she concluded her rhetoric with the simple, poetic words, "I am an angel ... because I am here to save the world with my army." I, for one, would like to volunteer to enlist in that army.

Unfortunately for the rest of the world, no one is going to get to see the aftermath of the alleged meltdown (at least until someone leaks it online) because her Ustream account has gone dark. We are left simply with the sad image of a woman seemingly grasping at the ass-end of her 15 minutes of fame.

But you know what? At least she went out with a bang.


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