Launch a Cock at Your Girlfriend

September 25, 2008

It’s most effective when stretched nearly to its breaking point.  Grasp the base firmly with your dominant hand while securing the head with your remaining digits. Stretch it out to its maximum length, then let loose a projectile of tingly delight.  And it only costs $10.  It used to be you had to go to Tijuana to get that kind of action.

From the product page

As the rooster flies across the room you’ll hear him cry 'Cock-A-Doodle-Doo'. Absurd to say the least, the soft bodied rooster will make the grumpiest person smile and doesn’t need batteries because they’re already included. 

 Soft bodied?  That’s not what your mom said. 

 

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