Burger-Scented Cologne for Valentine's Day

February 4, 2009

Flame is a body spray designed and produced by The King – it puts the sweet, savory sent of WHOPPER meat into your ladies nostrils.  It lets you “set the mood no matter what mood you’re in the mood for.” I'm salivating.

The WHOPPER sandwich is America’s favorite burger. FLAME by BK captures the essence of love and gives it to you. Behold the sent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.

I tend to smell like Burger King a few nights a week anyway, so I’m looking at this investment as a sort of de facto screening process for potential wives.  She doesn’t like the way I smell?  Well if I didn’t wear the cologne, I’d still smell that way most of the time, babe.  Next! 


Source: Burger King