Loveable Douche Kanye West is Back!

January 29, 2010

After staying fairly low-key after the now-legendary “I’ma let you finish” debacle at the VMAs last year, Kanye West has come out of ranting retirement with a brand new all-caps internet letter.

In the new rant posted on his blog, Kanye pretty much just hates on all the haters and tries to prove to the world that he’s the reallest of the real. He seems to have a serious issue with cocaine:

...NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE MY NI**AS!! NO COCAINE, JUST LIFE! IT'S FUNNY TO ME WHEN FASHION BLOGGERS DOWN OUR OUFITS AND THEN SUPER JOCK OUTLANDISH SH*T ON THE RUNWAY BUT THEN THEY DRESS MAD PRUDE AND DON'T LIVE FASHION. WE LIVE IT MAN. F*** THAT, WE LIVE IT!!! WE LIVE IT SO HARD PEOPLE LIVE THROUGH US!

Okay then. After talking mad trash on fashion bloggers, Ye went on to express his hatred for coloring books and Catholic school teachers:

...IF WE DON'T DO WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE S**T, YOU BEAT US UP VERBALLY AND MENTALLY, LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER BEATING A CREATIVE STUDENT INTO SUBMISSION. I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!!!' WELL F*** YOUR COLORING BOOK, COLOR BY NUMBERS APPROACH TO LIFE....

I am utterly confused, but I’m super glad to have the old Kanye back and more idiotic than ever!

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