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Fart Fight is Silent but Deadly

by Reverend_Danger   April 14, 2009 at 9:32PM  |  Views: 182

Last Tuesday night, 35-year-old Juan Antonio Salano Castellano and some friends from Houston decided to share a hotel room.  This is almost always a bad idea for grown men.  And it should come as a surprise to nobody that the following ridiculousness went down in Waco, Texas.

Castellano let one slip and passed a little gas.  That’s not exactly brand new.  But his friend, offended, whipped a G.D. knife at the odorous offender. It hit him in the leg and cut him.  Now, I’d be lying if I told you I haven’t thrown a knife at one of my friends (sorry, Michael Swan), but maybe what happened next is a little too crazy.

The guy who got hit in the leg got up, picked up the knife, and stabbed his friend in the frickin’ chest.  The guy who got stabbed isn't dead, but the stabber is now in custody and charged with aggravated assault.  But jeez.  Really?  Chest stab?  I’m thinking bro code only allows for a laceration to a comparable extremity.

He did fart first, right? 

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