Porn Star Not Happy With Tiger Woods' Balls

February 5, 2010

For an adult film star who has gained national notoriety through high profile adultery and a flick called She Likes it Black Volume IV, Joslyn James isn’t doing a very good job of picking her battles.

At as press conference that was attended by some of the largest non-porn related media outlets this week, James announced that she opposes (and is offended by) a new set of golf balls that feature the images of Woods’ mistresses.

"I feel that it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it because golfers hit their golf balls with a lot of force," she said.
"As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands hitting a ball with my photo on it."

(This is not a joke.)

But wait… is arbitrary fight-picker Gloria Allred going to get involved?

Answer – of course she is.

The aging defamation attorney stood next to her surprisingly clothed client expressing disappointment. Allred is apparently concerned that the balls are sending a message that endorses violence against women - as opposed to the empowerment of young girls that can be accomplished through pornography and sleeping with married men.

(Again, it’s important to reiterate that they said all of this with a straight face.)

James plans to take legal action to get the balls removed from the market. She doesn’t want to do anything that might embarrass her family.

Source: David McNew/Getty Images News/Getty Images

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