Mantenna – James Harrison’s Mouth is at it Again

July 13, 2011
James Harrison sounds off on Roger Goodell, Miranda Kerr names her son after her ex-boyfriend, and Justin Timberlake is invited to a Marine Corps Ball…the Mantenna is ready to rumble!

James Harrison’s Mouth is at it Again

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In a recent interview in Men's Journal, Pittsburgh Steelers defensive monster James Harrison not only verbally destroyed NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, he also gave a few of his own teammates a piece of his mind. "If that man was on fire and I had to piss to put him out, I wouldn't do it," Harrison said of Goodell. For those of you that don’t know, Goodell was the man responsible for fining Harrison $100,000 for illegal hits this past NFL season. He rounded things up by throwing an anti-gay slur that can’t be mentioned and adding, "I hate [Goodell] and will never respect him." If that wasn’t enough, Harrison proceeded to call out fellow Steelers Ben Roethlisberger and Rashard Mendenhall, calling the running back a "fumble machine." As for his quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, he stated: "Hey, at least throw a pick on their side of the field instead of asking the D to bail you out again. Or hand the ball off and stop trying to act like Peyton Manning. You ain't that and you know it, man; you just get paid like he does." The man just has a way with words, guys.

Miranda Kerr Names Son After Ex-Boyfriend

Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr has revealed that she, in part, named her son after a former boyfriend. Her six-month-old baby boy, named Flynn Christopher Blanchard Copeland Bloom, received the Christopher part of his name in honor of Kerr’s high school boyfriend Christopher Middlebrook. Middlebrook tragically died in a car accident while the two were dating. Kerr told Australia’s The Daily Telegraph, “Chris’ death taught me that the people who touch your life are always with you. It taught me that I have the choice to be grateful for the time I had with him instead of dwelling on losing him. Chris and I had been dating for two years. After he died, I wrote him a letter that said I hoped to name my first child after him in some way. I told Orlando, and he was the one who said he’d be happy to do that. Orlando’s a good guy.” What a beautiful gesture.

Now Justin Timberlake is Invited to the Marine Corps Ball

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Justin Timberlake might be joining his Friends With Benefits co-star Mila Kunis at the Marine Corp Ball. Like Kunis, Timberlake has scored his own invite from one of the troops. Corporal Kelsey De Santis, wearing standard camouflage pants and a black-t-shirt, invited Timberlake to the Marine Corps Ball on November 12 in Washington, DC in a YouTube video. De Santis said, “So, Justin, you wanna call out my girl Mila? I'm gonna call you out and ask you to come to the Marine Corps Ball with me! If you can't go, all I have to say is cry me a river! Hit me up.” Snap! Timberlake, now your country needs you.

Ex-Queens of the Stone Age Bassist Arrested During Police Standoff

According to reports, after a five-hour standoff with the Los Angeles SWAT team at his Hollywood abode, former bassist of Queens of the Stone Age Nick Oliveri was arrested late yesterday on suspicion of domestic violence. After officers were forced to knock down his front door, Oliveri was taken into custody around 10:30 in the evening. Authorities originally thought Oliveri had taken his girlfriend hostage until she finally walked out of his home on Hobart Boulevard on her own accord. Investigators are apparently still determining what actually went down and whether or not the bassist was under the influence of narcotics. Either way, s*** is pretty punk rock.