The Sex Offender Shuffle: "Creepy" is the New "Awesome"

December 3, 2009

Are you a fan of the 1985 Chicago Bears, fat guys in orange coats, and choreographed dances by convicted sex offenders? If so, this video is perfect for you or as a holiday gift for that creepy HR Director who has everything.

Though it doesn’t have the unintentional comedy of Wille Gault claiming he’s “as smooth as a chocolate swirl” or Jim McMahon having to be superimposed into the video because he was too hungover to make it to the shoot, this “court ordered” parody does boast quality lyrics like “I’m not here to make pretences, I’m just here because of my sex offenses.”


Sex Offender Shuffle