Mantenna - Arnold’s Baby Mama is Revealed

May 18, 2011
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s baby mama gets revealed, a man eats his 25,000th Big Mac, and Brad Pitt smacks down religion…snap into the Mantenna!

Arnold’s Baby Mama Revealed

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Mildred “Patty” Baena is reportedly the housekeeper who bore Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child. The 50-year-old former Schwarzenegger employee was recently exposed by gossip blog Photos of Baena and the supposed love child are also circling the web. Many outlets, such as RadarOnline and TMZ, have censored the image of the youth to conceal his identity. Both outlets say the resemblance to Schwarzenegger is uncanny. TMZ reports, “We have various pictures of him at various ages (he's now in his early teens) and each picture shows striking similarities, especially the mouth and teeth.” The child is apparently 13-years-old and was born five days after the birth of Arnold and Maria’s fourth child Christopher. Adding to the tabloid drama, Baena separated from her husband three weeks after the birth and in later divorce proceedings stated the couple had no children together. D'oh! [RadarOnline]

Zsa Zsa Gabor Slips Into a Coma

During treatment at a Los Angeles hospital earlier today, Zsa Zsa Gabor apparently slipped into a coma after having some trouble with her feeding tube. According to reports and spokesman John Blanchette, Zsa Zsa was taken to the hospital yesterday afternoon because the feeding tube inside her began "bleeding a fountain" and doctors immediately had to “operate to clean it up." After the dramatic events, Gabor’s husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt stated to TMZ that her wife has been unresponsive since 2AM this morning. This ain’t lookin’ good, y’all. [TMZ]

Brad Pitt’s Smack Down on Religion

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Brad Pitt is no fan of organized religion. While in Cannes promoting his new film The Tree of Life, the actor slammed religion and even called it “very stifling.” Pitt was raised a Southern Baptist and while he has a great relationship with parents now, he did not agree with the role religion played in his upbringing. The 47-year-old told reporters, “I got brought up being told things were God's way, and when things didn't work out it was called God's plan. I've got my issues with it. Don't get me started. I found it very stifling.” Now Pitt sees the world through the eyes of his children and is very careful with each decision he makes. He said, “I think of everything I do now that my kids are going to see when they grow up and how are they going to feel.” [Extra]

Man Eats 25,000th Big Mac

Made famous for his dedicated love of the Big Mac in the 2004 documentary Super Size Me, 58-year-old American male Don Gorske has officially taken down his 25,000th McDonald's signature burger. Gorske polished off his landmark Mac at his local McDonald's in Fond fu Lac, Wisconsin yesterday afternoon. According to Gorske, he purchased his first Big Mac back in 1972 literally right after buying his first automobile. He also claims that he ate eight more of the sandwiches directly after his first helping. The most insane part of the story has to be the fact that Gorske is actually in pretty good psychical shape. Talk about irony. Hit the link to lose your lunch while Don here enjoys his. [CNN]