The 10 Least Appetizing Theme Restaurants

May 11, 2011

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Just about every restaurant date is about one thing: buying a huge meal in the hopes that it leads to sex. But then you have to pay the check, get in the car, and stop and buy condoms in some sterile, embarrassing environment where everyone in a 10-mile radius is just gawking at you. If only the restaurant could incorporate that humiliation into its menu and save you some gas.

This Taiwanese restaurant has done just that. Condoms don't just adorn every square inch of the place, but they're also incorporated into the dishes, drinks, and even the ambiance of the place. That's because it's the first restaurant to partner with the nation's Center for Disease Control to promote safe sex and prevent the spread of STDs. It's also the only restaurant where finding a condom in your food doesn't lead to a costly civil lawsuit.

1. Guo-li-zhuang

Of course, what good is a rubber if there's nothing to fill it?

This Chinese restaurant can fill your appetite...as long as it's for penis. That's right, its entire menu consists of the tallywackers and schwing-schwongs of the entire known animal kingdom. They also cater to high-ranking officials and businessmen, which makes their penchant for chomping on giant phallic cigars less amusing by comparison. Here you can order everything from water buffalo to deer and even dog, cooked to order and served with a light sprig of parsley and other vegetables. Just don't let it get cold.

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