Monster Blog: Trust No One
Hey, everybody. How are you all doing?? I'm doing okay, I guess, especially considering that there continues to be this $50,000 bounty on my head placed there by Dr. Stevie.
This whole thing is driving me crazy, because I don't know who I can trust. Last week on iMPACT, my dearest friend in the world, Jeremy Borash, was going to attempt to collect it. Yes, JB was going to try and collect the money. I was in hiding the entire night but I was able to find Jeremy. I couldn't believe my eyes when I noticed a hammer behind his back!!! It made me realize that I can trust NOBODY. Even Lethal Consequences tried to lure me in and collect it. But they both found out that it's not going to be that easy to collect. I'm no stranger to being on my own and not being able to trust anyone. I've been dealing with this circumstance for my entire life. I WILL be at the iMPACT Zone for iMPACT this Thursday and I'm coming ready to defend myself. Anyone that wants to try and collect.....bring it on! But be forewarned, I will not be responsible for what happens to those who try and collect it.
Wow everyone, I can't believe that football season is upon us. The Hall of Fame Game was on Sunday and that marks the beginning of the NFL season. I am so excited about this upcoming season. The Steelers are my preseason pick to win it all again and become the first team to win consecutive world championships in nine years. No matter what happens, I think this season is going to be a rollercoaster of a year.
Speaking of rollercoasters, what about American Idol dumping Paula Abdul?? American Idol was always the show I watched each and every week while I was in therapy. I grew fond of Paula and her antics and passion on the show. I always thought that Paula, Simon, and Randy were perfect together. Why would they make such a drastic change?? I don't know about you, but I am boycotting watching American Idol until Paula is brought back. Who's going to join me in my boycott???
I think I am going to start a weekly segment on this blog about weird sayings. Yes, I said weird sayings. For example, have you ever wondered why we DRIVE our cars on PARKWAYS, but we PARK our cars in DRIVEways????? Weird, huh??? Funny too, if you really stop and think about it. I'm sure I'll think of a ton of others to include each week. Hey, if you guys have a good one, please post it. I'd love to read them.
Well everyone, I've got to get going.......It's not smart to stay in one place very long when there is a $50,000 price tag on your head. Hey, Hard Justice is this Sunday. It's our August pay-per-view event live from Orlando, Florida. It should be a great event. I wonder if anyone is going to try and collect the bounty??? We will see. Bye, bye everybody.