The Daily Douchebag - Wednesday, November 18

November 18, 2009

To the manager of a Microsoft store who forced his employees (most of whom are probably college educated and can spell the word “dignity” – even though they were robbed of it) perform a Red Robin-inspired dance routine… you’re a d-bag.

Not only did you set Microsoft back another ten years in their battle with Apple, but you made customers awkwardly stand around while watching a group of terrified tech support staff dance to a Black Eyed Peas song.


Do you know what the best part of going to get your computer fixed is? Actually getting your computer fixed. The last thing anybody wants to do is stand around watching a junior high school quality recital with a frozen yogurt and broken laptop.

Hey d-bag, fix my computer and save the dance for the local church mixer.