Golf Cart DUI Scandal Rocks Sport Nobody Cares About

May 14, 2010

Ever wonder what a gigantic blonde girl drunkenly driving a golf cart through a college campus while evading police officers looks like? Well, if you have a good friend in the Stanford University video surveillance department now might be a good time to call in a favor.

Earlier this month, Cardinal basketball washout JJ Hones was arrested for driving under the influence, reckless driving, evading police, and resisting arrest.

According to campus police;

Hones was driving a golf cart on campus in a reckless manner in the early hours of May 2 and failed to obey the commands of pursuing officers. She was eventually stopped and failed a field sobriety test. She was arrested, booked into Santa Clara County Jail, and released on bond.

Video of the awkward chase has yet to surface, but if the internet has taught us anything, this problem should be remedied shortly.

Hones was dismissed from the team, but has yet to have her golf cart privileges officially revoked.

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