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Breakfast of Champions: Caffeine Chips

by Reverend_Danger   May 20, 2008 at 6:32PM  |  Views: 31

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Engobi is a caffeine-infused chip.  Take your time with that.  Did somebody say, “Breakfast of champions?” Yes, we just did.  We said it.  We said it because it’s true, but also because we’re committed to bringing you as many chemical enhancements and relevant news bits as we can possibly cram in your mucous membranes.

Happily, Engobi happens to fit both categories of news and chemicals while filling three of your membranes (assuming you’re not a pirate, and you’re reading this with two eyes).  

Engobi stands for “energy go bites” because there just isn’t time for separate words anymore! They have 70% more caffeine than energy drinks. Chew these lil’ guys up and you’ll likely exist in a blurry tunnel of your own vision as you race circles around your house alternately organizing your CDs and folding socks. 

Now in Cinnamon Surge and Lemon Lift!

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