Canadians Do Poor Job Containing the Raging Beast Within
Remember when a bull jumped into the stands and assaulted a bunch of horrified spectators in Spain? Well, the exact same thing happened again, only this time the attack took place in a quaint Canadian village that the locals refer to as “Edmonton.”
The lone victim of the attack – a polite Canadian gal with a shattered pelvis – is recovering in the hospital and is expected to make a full recovery. Sadly, the bull has not sent flowers or issued a formal apology.