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Ninja vs Zulu

by deadliestwarrior_kelly   September 12, 2010 at 11:13PM  |  Views: 324

BEGINNING ASSESSMENT: Japan's lightning fast, Samurai slayers, hit-men, the Ninja, comes to a battle with Africa's speedy, tribal fighters, notorious Zulu.

NINJA:

SHORT RANGE: Ninjato Sword.

MEDIUM RANGE: Kusarigama.

LONG RANGE: Shuriken & Blowgun.

SPECIAL: Black Eggs.

ZULU:

SHORT RANGE: Zulu Axe.

MEDIUM RANGE: Iklwa Short-spear.

LONG RANGE: Iwisa Club.

SPECIAL: Poison Spit.

EDGES:

NINJATO vs ZULU AXE. EDGE = NINJATO.

The Ninja's sword is much faster and has greater slashing lethality.

KUSARIGAMA vs IKLWA. EDGE = KUSARIGAMA.

The Kusarigama is a weapon that consists of an axe and a large, steel ball on the other side.

SHURIKEN vs BLOWGUN vs IWISA. EDGE = BLOWGUN.

Out of the three of these weapons, the Blowgun is much more accurate, faster at killing, and has poison in the darts. In second was the Shuriken because it's like throwing four knives, all at once, and have same accuracy as the Iwisa, but more lethality.

BLACK EGGS vs POISON SPIT. EDGE = EVEN!

Neither of these weapons really get an EDGE, due to both are distracting weapons. Both cause temporary blindness, so if both get hit by the other, they'll both take the same amount of time to help themselves.

BATTLE:

A Zulu is seen walking throughout a small forest, but doesn't really consist of any grass or much plantations. The Zulu is holding an ishlangu shield and an axe. He turns a corner where a star shaped projectile hits the ishlangu, and after the attack, the Zulu sets down his axe, and throws an iwisa. He sees a man dressed in a black uniform, flip away from the club, lands, holds a tube to his mouth, and shoots a dart at the Zulu. The ishlangu protected again, and after he pulled out both the shuriken and the dart, he picks up his axe and starts running after the Ninja.

The Ninja climbs up a half-dead tree, and pulls out a sword. As he lands, the sword and axe clash together, and after a while, the ninjato slashed at the chest of the Zulu. It wasn't much of a cut, not killing, but it did draw blood. The Zulu returns the favor, slashing at the Ninja's stomach, also not deep enough to kill. A little blood squirted out of the black gi, making a red stain. As the Zulu saw it, it was a bullseye that circled around the heart.

The Ninja jumped away, revealing a kusarigama. He starts swinging the chain, and the steel ball hits the middle of the ishlangu, right where the hand of the Zulu was. The hit made him drop the shield. Now that his hand is a little damaged, the Zulu only uses it to feed himself a poison berry. He chews it, and spits a stream in his enemy's face. The Ninja dropped the kusarigama, but he pulls out a black egg and throws it in the Zulu's face to give back the favor. Now that both are blinded, they randomly slash at eachother.

The Ninja wipes the poison away, and is ready to throw a shuriken, just as the Zulu wiped away the broken glass. The Zulu sees the shuriken coming for him, so he quickly ducks and when he comes back up, he takes an iklwa and was able to stab the thigh of the Ninja. He pulls out the spear, and takes out the kusarigama again. The chain wraps around the spear, and the ball hits the Zulu in the face. He doesn't die but is knocked down. The Ninja flips the kusarigama around and plants the axe part in the heart.

NINJA: 578.

NINJATO: 187.

KUSARIGAMA: 192.

SHURIKEN: 68.

BLOWGUN: 128.

BLACK EGGS: 3.

ZULU: 422.

ZULU AXE: 150.

IKLWA: 188.

IWISA: 81.

POISON SPIT: 3.

ENDING ASSESSMENT: The Ninja's greater speed and agility was able to dominate the opposing African warrior.

BEST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Kusarigama had a grand total of 192 kills.

LEAST PERFORMING WEAPON: Both the Black Eggs and the Poison Spit were tied with three kills.

THE DAILY FOUR