Top 5 Worst Celebrity Wax Models

April 22, 2008


Wax Museums have long been a way for ordinary folks to get up close and personal with a celebrity without getting a restraining order. They’ve existed since the late 1700’s when a French woman known as Madam Marie Tussaud would exhibit wax sculptures of famous people all over Europe. The tradition is alive and well and today it’s an honor to be immortalized in wax by Madam Tussuad’s Museum. This suits Hollywood well as today’s celebrities are so altered by plastic surgery and frozen by botox that wax is the perfect medium to cast them in. That said, some of the representations are truly horrendous and look nothing like the intended subject. Rather, they look like creepy, greasy life sized dolls. Let’s take a look at the top 5 worst Celebrity Wax Models.

5. Jennifer Aniston


Wax Jennifer Aniston looks like she has been spending way too long in the sun or repeatedly abusing the fake tan. The expression on her face is priceless, like she just passed gas and hopes no one noticed

4. Chirstina Aguilera


Wax Christina Aguilera looks more like a freshly dug up cadaver that’s in the late stages of rigor mortis than the big voiced pop star. It doesn't help that her make-up makes her look like Marilyn Manson and they've dressed her in a Marilyn Monroe costume.

3. Britney Spears


Wax Britney Spears is cast here as some sort of pole dancing, stripper freak. I actually give the creator some credit as they have managed to capture some of Britney’s trashiness. The problem is you have to look at the model upside down to determine who it is.

 2. Jennifer Lopez


Wax Jennifer Lopez in full wedding gown looks like she’s been punched in the face a few times by Mike Tyson. The real J. Lo doesn't have a nose this blubous. She also has a strange look in her eye, kind of like Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull. She cetainly doesn't look like she's happy to be married.

 1. Madonna


Wax Madonna looks scary. She looks like a dude or one of those female Russian athletic coaches who slam shots of steroids instead of vodka.

For more creepy celebrity wax models check out Spike's photo gallery of the Hottest Celebrity Wax Models.