10. Prop Flamethrower
What guy on this planet doesn't want his hands on one of these? Even if you get to just test one like lucky old Ton, every scorching second counts when you're melting a humongous prop before your very own eyes. Just think of the size of the s'mores you could cook up with a flamethrower. Seriously.
9. High-Powered Rocket
This ain't your regular model rocket by any means: this baby comes with its very own parachute, a set of keys, and is able to do Mach 1. Let me repeat that: this missile can do Mach 1. Who's got no plans on Saturday night now?
8. Tanker Race Car
Sure, maybe this particular race car was a little dusty, out of its prime, and basically out of commission as far as riding was concerned, but it's one hell of an antique. Just slap a glass case around it, shove it in your garage, and you can call yourself a bona fide collector.
7. Antique Barber Chair
Nothing says "man time" more than spending some quality time at your favorite local barber. While there, you get a fresh new cut, share a few laughs with the fellas, and just relax. How can guys possibly get any lazier? Bring the barber to you. Now that's thinking.
These things were all the rage over a decade ago, but which man alive would reject a chance to get behind the remote control of one of these badboys today? Armed with razors, flame throwers, and lord knows what else, it's always a fun time when you pit bot against bot in a glass arena of death.