No Knocking When You're Knocking Boots
The sex alert door hanger is an oh-so-subtle way to let housekeeping staff, roommates, or people living on your floor in the freshman dorm know that you’re getting’ all sorts of stank on your hang-low. It’s only $10, and plays 8 different, sexy warnings when looky-loos wander too close. Hit the jump for the audio.
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6. Turn over!