No Knocking When You're Knocking Boots

by Reverend_Danger   November 07, 2008 at 3:24PM  |  Views: 633

The sex alert door hanger is an oh-so-subtle way to let housekeeping staff, roommates, or people living on your floor in the freshman dorm know that you’re getting’ all sorts of stank on your hang-low.  It’s only $10, and plays 8 different, sexy warnings when looky-loos wander too close.  Hit the jump for the audio.

1. Oh.

2. Oh dear.

3. No, wait you’re on my hair.

4. Okay, that’s better.

5. OH sassafras!   

6. Turn over!

7. Wait, not yet!

8. ….Can you get me a towel?