Butt-Poppin' Panties

August 5, 2008

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It's hard to decide if you should get these for your girlfriend or not.  I mean, you should definitely get them. I guess it's hard to decide how to segue from "your butt needs more popping" to a different kind of butt popping that is altogether more fun than hosiery shopping.  Good luck with that.  I'll help you with the first step: choosing your weapon.

The first pick (above) is the Double-O Panty Push-Up Thong which makes its appearance on the list for a) an ideal name and b) for its skin-to-skin potential.  Available for $58.

The next is the Lacy Rear Lifter from Frederick's of Hollywood.  This one gets points for affordability, but appears to lack the get-up-and-go of the former model.  Doesn't it kinda look like she's just arching her back?  Is it odd that when I wrote that my inner monologue sounded disappointed?

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The best, though, is the Butt Booster Derriere Bubble Bands.  It's the cheapest, it's got the kitschiest advertising, and it appears to have the simplest (read as: best) design. 

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