Cars.
It's raining out right now, so my car is getting washed. I've never paid for a car wash in my entire life, and I don't plan on it.
I've owned four cars. I totaled my first one, a two door, light blue Ford Escort. I wasn't a very good driver, and I caused an accident. The next one was a dark green Dodge Shadow, also two doors. I bought it from a blind man. I know, it sounds ridiculous. He actually glued wooden sticks to the switches for the locks and windows so he could find them easier. I don't know why he was driving either. That car was totaled as well, but it was because I was hit by a drunk driver. Dude ran a red, and went through my car and my best friend Matt's car who was driving right next to me. We were coming home from watching wrestling on a Monday night at a friend's house.