The Top 10 Gifts from Guys
Need a perfect gift for Mom? Not sure what your lady wants for the holidays this year? Well look no further, as we're here to help you through the holidays. You need not by crippled by Christmas or hobbled by Hanukkah. Stand tall and read on as we present the top 10 gifts from guys in 2008!
10. Lingerie for the Girlfriend
For a detailed video featuring Playboy Playmate Jo Garcia on how to buy your special lady a gift, check out Playboy Show and Tell. If you don’t have that kind of time, though, get her some lingerie because everybody (especially you) loves it when she looks hot in lingerie. Just check her other lacy underthings for sizes before you make an ass out of yourself by misjudging the size of her, ya know, ass.
9. Jewelry for the Sister
If your sister is anything like my sister, you could spend about half a minute on either Etsy.com or a similar site such as Supermarkethq.com and have 900 gifts that are perfect for her. These two sites sell exclusively hand-crafted gifts from small-scale vendors. This will give the impression that you traveled to a distant land and exchanged handfuls of magic beads to get her a beautiful, exotic pendant. Really, you just had a PayPal account, though.
8. Tickets for the Brother
Tickets are always a good item when it comes to fraternal gift-giving. Some classic choices include: tickets to a professional sports game, tickets to a rad concert, or perhaps some tickets to your personal boxing ring for a 1 on 1 sanctioned mixed martial arts combat for ultimate brotherly supremacy. You think you’re the favorite? My roundhouse kick begs to differ, sir.
7. Mischief for the Nephew
Nephews are great because you get all the awesomeness of having a son and none of the responsibility. Capitalize on this. Get him a drum set or boxing gloves. Maybe you get him a BB gun to put somebody’s eye out. Anything your mother said you could never have, that’s what you get your nephew with a wink and a smile. Or, if you've really got it out for your nephew's parents, get him Costco packs of Diet Coke and Mentos.
6. An Important Book for the Niece
Your niece must be made aware of the Male Threat. You're not her father, but you’re not far off. If she thinks she can run around with some biker dude with rugged good looks and a devil-may-care savoir faire, well she’s got another thing coming. Buy her The Average American Male by Chad Kultgen to give her a terrible, dark view into the male psyche she will inevitably battle through high school and beyond.