Referee Takes Necessary Steps to Ensure He'll Never Have Children

February 1, 2011

There are dozens of effective ways for men to make smart decisions about safe sex and birth control. Sliding full speed into a steel post just isn’t one of them.

Derek Nernberg, a linesman in Canada’s Western Hockey League, decided to give himself a good old Saskatchewan vasectomy while officiating a Regina Pats game. Because, you know, Canadians are just tougher and have an odd definition of alternative medicine.