Gear Head Shampoo for Real Men
Something about putting shampoo in a motor oil bottle evokes the Danny Zucko in me. Ramalamadingdong, that is some fine shampoo. Makes a fella wanna tune up his ride and take it down to the steakhouse.
From the website:
We know you better than you think. You're a rugged, plaid-wearing, black-coffee-drinking, beef-jerky-eating badass. You eat a 96 ounce steak and wash it down with a nice tall glass of buttery mashed potatoes. You shave with a chainsaw, body slam elephants for fun, and can fix anything on wheels with nothing but elbow grease and duct tape.
Also from the website, a list of hyper-manly ingrediants:
Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Cocamide DEA, Disodium Olcomidosulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Purified Water, Aloe Vera Gel, Sorbitol, Oils of Lemon, Orange, & Basil Fragrance, Tetrasodium EDTA, Jojoba Oil, Panthenol, Retinyl Palmitate, Ergocalciferol, Tocopherol, Methylparaben, FD&C Yellow No. 6, FD&C Red No. 40.