Bigger Rob Is Going Down
by Robbie E March 06, 2013 at 12:00PM | Views: 2,281
What's up bro? It's me, Robbie E back with another bro blog, bro. This week is the week my life will change. This Sunday IMPACT WRESTLING presents Lockdown from the Alamodome in San Antonio, and it's gonna be Robbie E vs Robbie T. Big Rob vs. Bigger Rob. Well, I finally am gonna get a chance to prove myself. Here are the reasons why bigger Rob doesn't stand a chance, bro.
5 - Intelligence – He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact ,I don't think bigger Rob even knows what 1 plus 1 is, bro. Or that 3 multiplied by 6 is 24. He's dumb, bro.
4 - Quickness - Have you seen how slow Bigger Rob is? I mean, I was always waiting for him to come to the ring. It took forever! He cost me so many matches with his slow pace. This Sunday he's gonna cost himself the match, bro.
3 - Confidence – It's hard for Bigger Rob to have confidence when he doesn't have me by his side. I don't think it's hit him yet, but he needs me, bro. I'm the ping to his pong, bro. He needs me.
2 - Welsh – He's not American, bro. He is from Wales.That's like another continent or something, bro. It's like Scotland's ugly cousin. Without me teaching him the American ways, he really is lost, bro. Think about it,
1 - Hair - My hair is and always will be way cooler than his, bro. His stupid mohawk doesn't cut it so that like automatically should like DQ him from the match.
Needless to say, this Sunday, March 10 is gonna be a huge night for me, bro. A new beginning for Robbie E. Bigger Rob will be officially OFF the list, forever, bro! Until next week, OOHHHHH! You ain't on the list, bro.
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