Here's an Obscure Russian Video of Insanely Hot Women Playing Soccer Half-Naked in Mud

June 28, 2010

From the people who presumably brought you Naked Luging: The Musical and Bikini Chess Part II comes a brand new sports video sure to further demean the legitimacy of women’s sports around the world.

I have zero idea what’s actually going on here, but it appears as if the team (sort of) wearing white clothing is an intense battle with the women (sort of) wearing black lingerie.

At the risk of spoiling the video, not only does the white team win, but they do an excellent job celebrating their victory with a post-game shower.

Ball's in your court, WNBA. Exploitive Russian soccer has really raised the bar for female athletics.