Top 8 Songs to Poop To | SPIKE

There is nothing wrong at all with having a little music to set the mood for your special alone time with the toilet . It would be even better if you had a perfect playlist of songs formatted to your sporadic BM bathroom breaks. Well, you’re in luck because we've put together the ultimate mix for your daily release.

8. "Make 'Em Say Uhh!" – Master P

This 1997 classic is perfect for all y’all active poopers out there. If you like to bounce around on the porcelain to loosen things up, Master P and his No Limit Soldiers will easily help you move things along with some now-vintage southern beats and flows. Just hearing Mystikal on the mic gets my belly ready to blow!

7. “Release the Beast” – Breakwater

So that's where Daft Punk got this sample from...

Daft Punk - Robot Rock

It's a '70s synth rock-spectacular, all glitz and cheese, straight out of the Midnight Special. It's like Gary Neuman meets Gary Glitter. And then they rock. Donning shiny motorcycle helmuts and leather pants, the band wants to show you their new dance.

6. “Patience” - Guns ‘N Roses

“Patience” is perfect for that Saturday afternoon deuce when you have all the time in the world to just sit and stare off into the distance. Axl’s whistling will easily help you relax and dispose of that 3 a.m. Jack in the Box run from the night before. Thanks, fellas.

5. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – Nirvana

The name of this track pretty much says it all.

The aggressive, loud, and kinda stinky genre that is grunge relates to so many days spent droppin’ bombs in the little boy’s room it makes my head spin. There’s just something about Kurt’s intense vocals and powerful licks that motivates me to get angry at my poo. The track make me want to yell at it and tell it to get the f*** out of my body. “Get gone, dookie!”