There is nothing wrong at all with having a little music to set the mood for your special alone time with the toilet . It would be even better if you had a perfect playlist of songs formatted to your sporadic BM bathroom breaks. Well, you’re in luck because we've put together the ultimate mix for your daily release.
8. "Make 'Em Say Uhh!" – Master P
This 1997 classic is perfect for all y’all active poopers out there. If you like to bounce around on the porcelain to loosen things up, Master P and his No Limit Soldiers will easily help you move things along with some now-vintage southern beats and flows. Just hearing Mystikal on the mic gets my belly ready to blow!
7. “Release the Beast” – Breakwater
So that's where Daft Punk got this sample from...
“Release the Beast” needs to be played when you are running with a head of steam to the can with an express package that needs to be delivered ASAP. The funky riffs of this 1980 banger will surely get you amped and ready to take care of business. This s*** needs to go, son!
6. “Patience” - Guns ‘N Roses
“Patience” is perfect for that Saturday afternoon deuce when you have all the time in the world to just sit and stare off into the distance. Axl’s whistling will easily help you relax and dispose of that 3 a.m. Jack in the Box run from the night before. Thanks, fellas.
5. “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – Nirvana
The name of this track pretty much says it all.
The aggressive, loud, and kinda stinky genre that is grunge relates to so many days spent droppin’ bombs in the little boy’s room it makes my head spin. There’s just something about Kurt’s intense vocals and powerful licks that motivates me to get angry at my poo. The track make me want to yell at it and tell it to get the f*** out of my body. “Get gone, dookie!”