Breasts Ahoy

December 3, 2008

A shipment of 130,000 inflatable breasts has been lost over board en route to Australia. The fake boobies were being shipped as part of a promotion by Australian men’s magazine Ralph.

The magazine says the cargo container of breasts worth $AUS 200,000 left Beijing two weeks ago and later turned up empty in Sydney.  Santi Pintado, the magazine’s editor is baffled as to the whereabouts of the breasts. He said “Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are. If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.”

The magazine hopes to find the inflatable breasts in time to give them away with the January issue of the magazine.