What's up, bro? I'm back with the highlight of your week - The Bro Man Blog. I just had my birthday the other day -- thanks for not getting me anything, by the way. You can't hook a guy up? Maybe you just don't know what I'm about. What does a guy like Robbie E want for his birthday, bro? Check. It. Out.
5 - A Date with Lindsay Lohan - I mean, she's the perfect girl, bro. She's smart, honest and she's got a lot going for her. Who wouldn't wanna date her? She's like the girl next door, bro. I'd love to take her out -- I'll drive though, bro.
4- NKOTB - Thats right, New Kids On The Block, bro. Those guys rule. All I wanna do is hang with them, bro. "Step by Step" is my jam, bro. Best song ever. Always gets me fired up for a bro-off.
3 - Swedish Fish - Best food in the world. Makes me want to go to Sweden to see where they catch these things. My birthday would be best if I could have like a Swedish fish cake, bro. Jessie and I would love a Swedish fish protein cake. Wouldn't you?
2 - Major League 4 - I mean Major League is the best movie ever. 2 was, well, it was decent. 3 was horrible. But I'm certain if I star in 4 it can be a hit, bro. OH!
1 - Tag Team Gold - At Bound for Glory, Jessie and I have our sights set. We're going to dominate in the gauntlet match on the preshow on Spike TV and then go onto to the Pay-Per-View to win the gold, bro.
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