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Monster Blog: In the Shark Tank

by gdesanctis   May 21, 2009 at 2:27PM  |  Views: 76

Hello again, everyone. This is your favorite, friendly neighborhood monster Abyss with this week's Monster Blog. To get some rest before tonight's iMPACT, Dr. Stevie allowed me to travel to North Carolina to spend some time on the ocean. I went fishing for all kinds of cool fish. I almost caught a baby tiger shark but it got away. My guess is that my mask scared him off. Oh well, maybe next time.I'm so excited because TNA Sacrifice is this Sunday. It's going to be an eventful night, for sure. I'm caught in quite a quandary with Dr. Stevie and Lauren, as I'm sure most of you already know. This Sunday is going to be quite interesting. I'm really starting to get tired and weary of what Dr. Stevie has been doing. I don't want to make him mad but I don't understand him sometimes. As a matter of fact, Lauren and I are going to go see Dr. Stevie at his office this Thursday on iMPACT. I don't have an appointment but Lauren is demanding to speak with him over this whole situation. My girl Lauren is quite the fireplug when she gets mad, ya know. I don't have an appointment so I sure hope Dr. Stevie can see us on such short notice.

The NBA playoffs are in full swing. My beloved Cavaliers are the favorites. They let us watch some of the games in the recreation room. I bet I could play basketball if I tried. I wonder if LeBron James would let me play with him. I play a great game of H.O.R.S.E. I wish I could dunk the ball like him but my large frame makes it a little difficult.

Hey, what about all the Chrysler stores going out of business? It's hard to believe that this is happening in this country. They are offering some great deals on cars to move their inventory. I would buy one but Dr. Stevie says I can't get one until I get my driver's license. He says a few more months of good behavior and I can get it. Shhhh, don't tell him but I went and got my temporary license. I'm hoping Lauren will teach me to drive.

Well folks, I've got to get going. They are having a Bingo tournament for us tonight and I don't want to miss out. I'll talk to you all again next week. Bye, bye.

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