Emperor Strikes Back was easily the best of the three Star Wars (the Other Three don’t count because they make my mitochondria vomit)(except Episode Three)(but they still vomit a little in their mouths). The charmingly greenest reason that E.S.B. was the best was Yoda and the intimacy that Luke (read as: I) fostered with him training to be a Jedi in the forest. Now, that love can be realer, fuzzier, and heavier than ever before with the Yoda Backpack! Buy it for $35 right here.