Study Says French Women are Slutty
If you're currently looking to get away on a vacation, look no further than France. Not only is Paris popularly known as the city of love, a new study by a French research agency suggests that it might be one of your better shots at gettin' some away from home:
French women are becoming increasingly assertive in their sexual habits, while one-in-five younger French men "has no interest in sex", according to one of the most comprehensive surveys of the nation's love lives.
Considering that so many Pierres and Jean-Lucs aren't taking advantage of the local femmes, there's even less competition for your bumbling self. And that's the best reason to learn a little bit of French we've heard in a long time.