If you don’t know, Blackwater is basically the U.S.A.’s shadow army. If there’s something we can’t do, won’t do, or are legally forbidden to do, we can always hire Blackwater to do it.
It’s Friday, and that means that I’m cruising around the Blackwater homepage checking for updates on the carnage-for-hire that we all love to hate, and I came across the most merrily ironic stocking stuffer I’ve ever seen: The Blackwater Worldwide Christmas ornament. You can help fund their privatized, shadow-war on terror $6.50 (plus shipping) at a time. It’s an especially good gift for your favorite online writer that loves strapping blogs to his chest to blow up the interwebz.