Hello, everyone once again. I come to you this week fresh off my latest therapy session with Dr. Stevie. He is really upset with me as of late because of my insatiable appetite for using weapons during my matches. Last week he even got physical with me and slapped me around. He apologized to me and said he only wants me to be the best person I can be. I know this Thursday on iMPACT at 9pm on Spike, my girlfriend Lauren is really upset at Dr. Stevie for doing this to me. She says she wants to speak with him regarding his abuse of me on national TV. I'm so confused, I don't want my girl mad at me but I do not want Dr. Stevie being upset with me either.
Speaking of iMPACT, this Thursday's edition should be quite a show, as we prepare for LOCKDOWN on April 19th, from Philadelphia, PA on pay per view. What a lineup for this pay per view, huh? I mean Sting vs. Mick Foley for the TNA World Heavyweight Title... wow what a main event that is going to be. The lethal Lockdown match is set, except for the Frontline's fourth partner. Who is it going to be??? Wow I'm so excited to find out. I wonder if we will find out this Thursday or not. It's rumored to be a former TNA champion, but who?? I've tried to find out on my own, but Dr. Stevie says I need to worry about myself and less about what others think and are doing. Regardless of who it is, The Lethal Lockdown match, as well as the entire card at LOCKDOWN is going to be off the charts, I think.
That brings me to Matt Morgan. Matt, I haven't forgotten about you in the least bit. As a matter of fact, I've built a shrine to you in my therapy room at the institution. I've got your picture hanging up right next to Lauren's. I always like to see Lauren's picture, especially the ones from her recent photo shoot on TNAWRESTLING.COM. But I have your picture up too, Matt. You see, I think about you all day and night because at LOCKDOWN, I'm going to get my retribution on you for everything you've done to me. I'm going to make you bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed some more. And once I've made you bleed, then I'll be free to blackhole slam you in the middle of the ring and beat you 1, 2, 3. I'm so excited I can barely stand it.