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James Bond Loses Finger, is Cursed

by Reverend_Danger   June 12, 2008 at 6:42PM  |  Views: 135

 

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Daniel Craig, on the set of the new Bond film Quantum of Solace, nipped the tip off a finger when a stunt went slightly awry.

This is just one of several incidents on the film that indicate to me, an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA, that there are paranormal forces working against this film.  My money is on voodoo. AOL reports: 

A witness on the set said: "There was quite a lot of blood and it was decided he needed to leave the set and see a doctor. Some people are beginning to believe the film is jinxed."

It seems clear that is the case.  In addition to the finger issue, a stuntman drove an Aston Martin into a lake (not as a stunt), and another stuntman was injured during a chase scene a week after.

There’s only one thing to do (we can’t abandon a Daniel Craig Bond film because it will, if finished, shatter my brain with lightning bolts made of radness).  I’m going to need 30 chicken thigh bones, the blood of Daniel Craig’s grandmother (maternal), about 10 square meters of peat moss and a half ounce of sterling silver. That should do the trick until 3 full moons from now. 

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