If you answered "yes" to the headline above, then the Bay County Circuit Court may have the perfect divorcee for you.
Elin Nordegren – who wed some sort of razor blade spokesman in 2004 – finalized her divorce earlier today and is officially single and ready to mingle. (Note: the “ready to mingle” part of that sentence has not been confirmed by her publicist.)
Yes, she does have two small children from a previous marriage, but they do come with a nine-figure settlement and birth father who is constantly out of town and entertaining adult film stars.
In a statement released by her ironically titled law firm McGwire-Woods, the Nordegren said that she is sad her marriage ended, but remains committed to the kids, and regrets how things turned out.
Sad? Committed? Regretful? Sounds like someone is ready for some sweet, sweet revenge sex with an upstanding rebound gentleman.
Better get those applications in today. There’s no telling how quickly George Clooney and/or John Daly will act.
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