Heidi Montag Wants to be a Boobie Star

March 25, 2010

Heidi Montag needs a job now that her television show The Hills was officially canned. Not to worry, the reality television star has a few ideas up her sleeve. Find out what Heidi wants to do career-wise after the jump.

MTV officially announced that the sixth season of The Hills, which begins airing on April 27th, will be its last. Heidi has taken the news of the show’s ending well, saying “I’m so excited The Hills is finally over and I can now become a full-time motion picture actress. There is no better training [for an actor] than being in front of the cameras 24-7.” Hmmm, sorry to crush your dreams Heidi, but I think it takes a little more than that to be a good actor.

Heidi has her sights sets on being a “Hollywood mogul.” The perky blonde is writing her own script where she’ll play “a lifeguard named Summer.” Heidi hopes to shoot the film in 3D, saying “I am making the first 3-D beach comedy about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs. I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

Did she just say 3-D boobs?!?!?! This girl is actually a genius. Someone give her a picture deal ASAP.

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