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Ranking Hottest TNA Knockouts, Bros

by Robbie E   February 06, 2013 at 12:00PM  |  Views: 3,871


What's up, bro? It's Big Rob! Robbie E back at ya this week with another bro blog, bro. It's everyone's favorite blog, bro!

It's tough being Robbie E though, bro, seriously. I have a lot of major problems, and I'm going to talk about one of the ones I have to deal with every day. The TNA Knockouts all want the full Jersey experience, if you're picking up what I'm putting down, bro.

Let's face it, all of them do, bro. And they should, because I am the most tan, most jacked, and most… most out of anyone in that locker room. You want to know why I had to hire Bigger Rob? It's to keep the ladies out of my perfect hair so I can handle my business in the ring, bro.

So here are the top 5 Knockouts who want the hook up most with Robbie E.

5 - Tara - I mean obviously. She wants to be with a bro and not a dood, bro. Mr. Pec-tacular clearly isn't getting the job done and that's why Tara is regularly sexting me, bro.

4 - ODB - Everyone knows Eric Young can't satisfy all the woman that ODB is, which is why when she gets drunk she is always dialing Robbie E's number, bro. And that girl drinks a lot, bro. She wants Big Rob and not Small EY, bro! Besides he smells and looks like a hamster, bro.

3 - Gail Kim - I mean sure, her husband has his own show on the Food Network. But I have the list on impactwrestling.com. Which show do ya think more bros watch, bro? Exactly. Plus I may not know how to cook well, but I make a mean protein shake with peanut butter and bananas in it, bro.

2 - Christy Hemme – It's pretty obvious she puts a little something extra into my ring entrances. If ya don't believe me go ahead and watch, bro. She stares me down whenever I'm in the ring. Why? Cause she wants me, bro.

1 - Miss Tessmacher – Sure, she declined teaming with me a few weeks back on IMPACT WRESTLING. But that's because she was too nervous to touch me when we would have to tag each other. I would be too, bro. Since then she has written me several letters and bought me numerous gifts trying to get the hookup, bro. She even has pet names for me, bro. Since she is the hottest Knockout, I might let her get it.

Check this out, here's Gail Kim and Miss Tessmacher from IMPACT a few weeks ago. Gail says she's upset about losing the title, but I think we know what this is really about, bro. Check out these hotties. Don't say I never did anything for you, bro.


Until next week... OH!!! You're not on the list, bro.

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