Mantenna - CSI Kills Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber gets gunned down on CSI, lots of hockey people are getting traded today, and blackmailing a basketball coach is apparently really illegal…the Mantenna is ready for the long weekend!
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Justin Bieber Gets Gunned Down on CSI
Justin Bieber returned to CSI last night for his final appearance on the show and took a few bullets to the chest before wrapping things up. On last night's episode, Bieber's character pulls out a handgun during a police standoff and eventually gets dropped in a hail of gunfire from a slew of officers. Hit the link if you know what’s good for you. [WWTDD]
The Indianapolis Colts Will Need Someone Else to Dominate the Injured Reserve
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For two years, Bob Sanders has been the most talented player on the Colts’ I.R. However, after a recent roster move they may need to find someone to fill his surgically-taped shoes. ESPN reports that “Team owner Jim Irsay released the 2007 NFL defensive player of the year Friday, announcing the decision less than 24 hours after he told reporters he would make a decision about Sanders' future before March 3.” [ESPN]
Blackmailing a Basketball Coach is Apparently Really Illegal
Some time ago, a Kentucky area woman had sex with a famous basketball coach and then tried to extort money from him. Apparently this was a mistake. “The woman convicted of threatening to reveal a sexual tryst with basketball coach Rick Pitino unless he paid her millions in cash, luxury cars, and a house was sentenced Friday to more than seven years in prison,” Yahoo! Sports reports. [Yahoo!]
Lots of Hockey People Got Traded Today
The NHL Trade deadline is quickly closing. Stay up-to-date with a list of personnel moves occurring as we speak! [TSN]
Kid Falls Off Escalator
It’s Friday, y’all. Do yourself a favor and start your weekend off right with a hilarious video of a Justin Bieber look-alike falling off a mall escalator. Nice. [YouTube]
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