Top 10 Video Game Vixens - VGVILFS
VGVILF...that's a mouthful. Speaking of mouths being filled, there's nothing wrong with imagining the pixel-curves of your favorite VGVILF's mouth in very real places. Compare it to the pictures of Angelina Jolie you ogle nightly. You are exactly as likely to bed her as you are to mix it up with Lara Croft or any other such fantastic dream girl. Bearing that in mind (and body), hit the jump for your top 10 VVILFs of all time.
Cammy made her first appearance in Street Fighter 2 as the tattooed army brat gone bad. Having lost her memory during a mission, she now works as an agent for the dubious M. Bison. Also, they did it. You know what that means: she puts out. Thanks to fanboy and Alayna for the fan art.
Why she’d screw like a tiger: Cammy is comfortable with her body. That’s why she chose a swimsuit that rides ¾ of the way up her perfectly-formed butt to wear for a Street Fighting tournament. Imagine the shameless eccentricities she’s capable of.
9. Jill Valentine
Don’t let her name fool you. Unless, of course, you hate Valentine’s Day, and consider it to be a ruthless, blood-soaked entity. Then, her moniker is fairly accurate. Valentine is a member of the elite military team STARS’ Alpha, and she fights zombies (like ya do). She’s battled her way through most of the Resident Evil series, and is based on the Canadian model Julia Voth.
Why she’d screw like a tiger: Valentine has extensive military training, so she has the physical wherewithal to make you into a man. Further, due to the horrors she’s seen, she’s probably in need of the loving embrace of a man that isn’t covered in pulsing boils.
8. Ivy Valentine
No relation to Jill Valentine, Ivy is the pseudo-dominatrix of the Soul Caliber series. Other than her obvious ass-kickery, most people saddle her with this leather-gilded title because of her unique weapon: the snake sword. Basically a whip with blades, the snake sword is for sexy mothers who came to tie you up and shred the line between pain and pleasure until you don’t know whether to call the police to ask for help or to brag.
Why she’d screw like a tiger: She has the body awareness to surround herself in a tornado of swirling, sharpened metal and chain. Imagine how she would twirl herself around you (and your trouser serpent).
7. Girls of DOA
The girls of DOA can play volleyball, fight, ride jet skis, and do god knows what else to you (in theory) between the sheets. They’re playful giggles mixed with realistic jiggles mixed with brutal violence makes for quite a heady brew.
Why they’d screw like tigers: Their realistically-rendered chesticles would make for a sexual environ like one of those inflatable fun houses (but more like a fun house for your weiner).
6. Joanna Dark
Codename “Perfect Dark” for the perfectly laser-straight erections she induces, Joanna Dark is an industrial spy employed by the Carrington Institute. There, specializing in high-force Kegel exercises (not true) she quickly rose to the top of her class.
Why she’d screw like a tiger: She was born with a broken spine and has undergone extensive physical and psychological conditioning at the behest of her mercenary father since day 1. One wonders if the that white streak in her hair is because of vitiligo, and if the drapes match the carpet.
5. Lara Croft
Lara has been around for over a decade now, but I’ll be damned if she isn’t looking better and better. She must do pilates. In addition to having a super-fox bod, she's got brains to match. Nothing gets my virtual libido spinning at 10,000 rpms faster than dirty talk in a Cambridge accent.
Why she’d screw like a tiger: Lara is a take-charge kind of gal with a mastery of gymnastics and a broad knowledge of knots. Remember to designate a safe word.
4. Chun Li
She’s an undercover agent for the International Criminal Police Organization (Interpol) and enters the Street Fighter tournament in order to reach the sadistic warlord at its top, M. Bison. In other news, her muscular thighs can squeeze the injustice out of any situation.
Why she’d screw like a tiger: Chun Li can spin around like an upsidedown helicopter while doing the splits in the air. Also, her feet turn into blue lightning when that happens. I would ejaculate party streamers.